This is very very funny...it came from a great blogger from Texas. Roger - I got a kick out of them...Total sleep time was 312 days with an efficiency index of 62%.
Snoring was pleasant during study.
Waking up choking and grasping for air.
Patient slept peacefully in waiting room, no data.
Patient left facility without permission, possibly asleep.
Complaints of inflamed memory are common.
Patient has experienced disrupted sleep since 1898.
Arrived at clinic on time, but without clothing.
Insomnia resulting in excessive sleep.
No cardiac rhythm detected.
A slight noise was noticed upon expiration.
Patient brought medicine - M&Ms.
Reports normal sleep including short bursts of screaming.
Adjusted well to full-face rash.
Patient had multiple arousals while awake.
Both studies experienced machine failure, please schedule another.
Patient claims cannot sleep without waking up, cannot stay awake without falling asleep.
His rapid heart rate eventually subsided.
Experienced no difficulty in perspiration.
Patient complains of constant traffic accidents.
PLMD test discovered no limbs.
Study indicates destructive sleep apnea syndrome.
Patient refused CRAP.
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